Dear girl I’ve been talking to lately,
I like you. Talking to you is nice. We should talk more than we do but I don’t know how to ask you for of your attention. Hopefully you see this:) happy Easter.
Do not drunk text people…
But it’s funny
I did this last week and ended up telling my best guy friend that the reason we never fucked was because he’s bougee and his stroke seemed like it would be weak.
Don’t ever drunk text
That’s hilarious though.
- me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
It’s just so strange. You used to love me, and now you’re a stranger who happens to know all of my secrets.
Clementine von Radics (via starsfromoureyes)
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
white people buying happy 4 hunnit times a day on itunes pharrell cant be associated wit u illegal downloadin ass coons
he that new black
stop jalen 2kfiveever!!! he said black was a mentality not a real thing a mentality!!!
he right. nigga is a mindset. if u train ya brain to think new black, u can argue with police and not get followed in stores. i even got hired over a white guy. #newblack2k14