That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny & they don’t think it’s funny at all.
— (via icanrelateto)
imagine liking someone who:
- wasn’t out of your league
- wasn’t miles away
- was single
- actually liked you
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
— Bill Hicks (via hamburg-digga)